I know it's a common sentiment... something you have said or at least felt in your life; I hate stupidity. Stupid people are by far the worse... everything else moronic is just an extension of the idiot who created it. Even little things really get on my nerves.
John Mayer's song "Say" for example. the whole song... all he really says is "say what you need to say" over and over. John... what do you need to say man?! Ugh! I'm gonna write a song about saying what i need to say but never really say crap.
How difficult is it to be successful at walking? It's outrageous the trouble people seem to have. And i'm not talking about tripping over nothing or slipping and falling real funny. I do love to laugh at such obviously embarrassing situations though. No, what i'm talking about are those with half their brain missing. Hundreds of people streaming all around in a hurry to get to class... and "oh, hello best friend, let's stop in the middle of everyones way to share a gay moment." I hate gay moments. Sometimes i consider just spearing right through them and just making a big scene. I love big scenes.
Ugh, or when people walk real slow in front of you or keep cutting you off or stop for no reason and just hold you up or leave something right in your way. Or are completely unaware of consideration of others at all.
Though not technically stupid, I've decided that unless the girl is overly attractive, Coed sports are no bueno. Part of the problem is that i'm so not scared to push a girl over and take the ball. I hate passing as it is and girls have this obsession with being really really painfully slow. Chauvinist? Is that what you think? Well, i'm still right regardless of being a pig or not!!!
Britney spears. She fits under here.
Too much make up. Take something that's suppose to make you look good and use it for the opposite of what it's intended. It's the same concept when a dude likes another dude... you're given something for your good and you instead get aids. Too much make up is therefore... like aids.
When people think they are smarter then they are. Shut up, this isn't about me.
Unfounded, serious belief is non existence skills or prowess. Ya know... you give them that look like... "Are you for realz?" Oh stop thinking I'm a hypocrite! I'm not serious. It's funny when I do it... right? Oh come on!
I kinda think most guys are pretty stupid as a general rule too. I'm even prone to is occasionally.
One of my favorite stupid comments... Mission companion... wanted to be black... hated articulation. I said some semi-big word one time too him... he sneered and me and said "Who talks like that? That is sooo dumb!" I asked him if he knew what it meant... he, of course, didn't. But I'm dumb? Right
A personal favorite is when someone will argue about something with you when you are obviously the one who would know. Like when someone tries to tell me what asthma is like... not that i have lived with it my whole life. I could be wrong I guess. So stupid.
I hate most of all when I do something stupid. That makes me the most mad. Right when i post this i'll probably think of some other things that make me mad.
ohh... stupid drivers. Way gay. And black licorice... and no i'm not racist today.
7 comments:
Glad to see you still ranting Corbin!
Catherine Nicole
So are you going to be racist tomorrow then.... or...?
I hadn't really read your blog in a long time. but it's pretty funny.
Corbin do you have some issues that you need to see a therapist about? Did some one hurt you when you when you were young? Did someone trip you on your way to class? You need help buddy
It was me Nena... to all things...
I know a really good therapist....
I sense bitterness. Tis it so?
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