Sunday, December 16, 2007

Rude

This post is all about lack of common comment consideration. Must every single one of you make some sort of disparaging remark towards my innocent posts? Oh let me guess... I'm gonna get a whole load of them for this one. Real clever. har har har. You must know that I consider all the rudeness as jealousy. But shame on all of you nonetheless.

How am I suppose to expess anything of interest on here? Any time I do I'm viciously attacked. I say anything about my love life and instantly every one you tries to tell me that I have no game (which we all no is complete and utter rubbish! None of you even believe those lies!). Of course then I'm asked a thousand personal questions about it later.

Moving on though...

About three weeks until I head to school... Yay for school. Now, I've got a bunch of dating I've got to try and do. Let's play "Set Corbin up with the Ladies".

1)She's gotta know that I will do anything to win her over.

Let's go with Beautiful... preferably brunette. About my age. Stubborn and Independent to make things interesting. A challenge please. Intelligent (I would say spontaneous but usually when they are intelligent they are organized and cautious and blah blah and I'd rather have intelligent over spontaneous). A good conversationalist... though i'm not sure what for... it's not like we're gonna do much talking ohhhhhh... just kidding sorry. Into sports yet femine... confident yet knows her needs. Mature but playful. Articulate but willing to listen. Not easily wowed. (I easily wow too remember that). Pretends not to be jealous (yet of course you know she will be haha). Smells good... super important. Feisty... almost to the point where she snaps at me if i pester her too much (especially in high pressure situations like in driving or in the need to make a quick decision... super funny to me haha). Sweet but not a push over. She's got to consider herself passionate but laid back. She's gotta always be happy... or at least trying... even if she has to fake it and try to be tough. And as long as I'm number one on her list, she's free to do as she pleases.

Pretty good list right? That'll make sure I'm not set up with some hooch. But get on it people... time is limited.

5 comments:

Tom Earl said...

Great description - I mean criterion.......I have someone in mind........

Mandi said...

Yeah, not to be picky or anything. Better hurry and find this perfect girl before the rest of the hair goes...

Angie said...

do people like this really exist? don't think so...but good luck! hahahhaa. if you find her tell me if she has a single brother.

mumovearls said...

I (heart) You -Nena

Samantha said...

Sorry Corbin. I'm taken, plus, we are cousins.