Should be easy....
1) I'm an absolute amazing kisser... well, i guess.... So i'm told. I don't really know... I just enjoy kissing and the girls i kiss seriously enjoy as well by the things they tell me and the ah... sounds they make?
2) I've decided i'm gonna make a lot of money.... seems to be a wise choice. Not sure how i'm gonna do that yet but... if worse comes to worse (or the best case scenario... just depends on how you look at it) I'll just sell my body. Get rich quick scheme there if i've ever seen one.
3) I was voted biggest flirt in my 6th grade class.... by every vote but my own. Real Cool 6th grade class, real cool...
4)I'm gonna be a fencer. I just decided this like two seconds ago (Ask Lisa, i just told her). I hear fencers get the ladies.
5) I want some kind of exotic pet. A penguin... the average penguin can waddle as fast as a human can walk haha, picture that in your head. Brilliant. Or a Panda... haha, what goofy, lovable animals. Or a Hyena so i can be a bad bad man.
6)I'm not OCD. Seems like everyone else said something about being OCD... figured for proprieties sake it was only right. I don't really have patterns, change doesn't bother me, and I suppose if my shoes aren't lined up right next to each other in perfect order... I suppose my life will go on. I deserve to live free ya know? Deserve to not live as a prisoner in my own head, the slave of psychological dystrophy... I deserve the discord I've come to call artistic. I deserve better.... I love the freedom of being a lazy bum.
7)I'm losing my hair. Ha... ha... Ha.... SO FUNNY! Don't you just love bald jokes! NEVER gets old... I mean... there's a million of them out there, all so original. I'm just so glad that everyone can unite in their pettiness to try and bring down my noble character with disparaging comments about my physical appearance. Bravo people! Just remember all you bald jokers... I'll get my hair back one day...but you'll still not have a personality. Ouch.... Yes I did.
6 comments:
You are so rediculous I don't even know what to say.... I guess that's why we love you.
Corbin the only way to get hair back on the top of your head is to take it off your @#* and place it up there... so the Bald Jokes aren't going to STOP over here. penguin for a pet hmmmmmm interesting. I think you should be a fencer I think then you would be a BIG DEAL IOLVE YOU and can't wait for you to come home-n
corbin you are so funny.
fencers DO get the ladies. must be the big long.... swords? (that's what she said)
Hey, Corbin. Whose music is playing on your blog? I like it and wouldn't mind picking some of it up.
P.S.
I heard you are like a total man-whore now. Whats up with that? What happened to smell-good girl?
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